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Here, you will find more quotes than you can shake a stick at.
And now, the quotes...
TV Shows
Comic Books
Movies
"The sea is reversed.
S.S. Itari is mixed-up and blind.
38-22-23/56-10-11"
-the first clue in "Midnight Madness"
"Look
At
Xylophones
Initially
5*30AM"
-another clue in "Midnight Madness"
"Oh, I'm a happy camper,
I love the summer sun.
I love the trees and forests,
I'm always having fun.
Oh, I'm a happy camper,
I love the clear, blue sky.
And with the grace of God,
I'll camp until I die."
--The Happy Camper Song, "Sleepaway Camp" Part 2
Song Lyrics
John, I think, I think we're losing them
This part of the show never works, never works
I wish we had a glockenspiel to save the show
A little glockenspiel to save the show
G-L-O......"ckenspiel"
G-L-O......"ckenspiel"
sing with me now
G-L-O......"ckenspiel"
G-L-O......"ckenspiel"
But who THE FUCK'S gonna to play the glockenspiel now?
Nobody we know knows how to play the glockenspiel.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
This show's fucked
WAIT! [pause]
Dan Hickey knows how to play the glockenspiel
The glockenspiel
G-L-O......"ckenspiel"
--They Might Be Giants,
"The Glockenspiel Song"
@ their 09-23-01 show
@ The Cajun House
in Scottsdale, Az.
"Everybody needs a dream,
Not many get to live one.
Dreams are seldom what they seem,
So, how much creedence should you give one?
--Peter Stampfel, "Laura the Horse"
Literature
Computer Games
Famous People / Philosophers
"Flatter me, and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I may not forget you."
--William Arthur Ward
"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."
--Dorothy Parker
Things I Have Said